Crushing it, mk. whatever

You're about to tell us you don't have any pictures of her, aren't you.

I'm not having you spitting fat over the memory of my first love, Soma

go and watch some Melody Max on xvideos and imagine she's a lot hotter and has perkier tits

"had" perkier tits I should say. they're probably spaniels ears by now. a sad thought.

Definitely going to be thinking of this thread tomorrow in the handicap stall at work.

Bruegel wrote:coital Farsi could sound like sweet poetry or angry Klingon depending on the mood

Can't tell if you've made this post before or if you're channeling the wisdom of the ages.

im approaching the 30 hrs without sleep mark so i think im just a conduit for universal truths at this point

Bruegel wrote:coital Farsi could sound like sweet poetry or angry Klingon depending on the mood

ok now I can't tell if you're talking about sex or excerpting a review from The Quietus.

Fucking shit

I got pit tickets to see the Rolling Stones tomorrow. Feeling pretty fucking great about that right now.

Congrats, man. I hear they are playing "Start Me Up" on this tour.

In all seriousness, it was kind of crazy to learn that they played "Sway" with Mick Taylor on guitar when they were in Chicago. Like...damn.

they also did Can't You Hear Me Knocking!

My friend went to Martyrs to see the Rolling Stones minus Keith and Mick do their side show there. Said they had a blast. Apparently Keith and Mick pulled up in a limo to make a surprise appearance but it was right when the Blackhawks won game 7 against Detroit and the place was going batshit so they decided not to go in.

Martyrs'.

Soma started it, man.

My dad went on a moderately long spiel about how great Mick Taylor was and how useless Keith Richards is the other day, complete with classic YouTubes

That's such a terrible opinion to have.

No offence to your dad!

I watched the Rolling Stones play Worried About You, Rocks Off, and Can't You Hear Me Knocking from the front row. Easily the most amazing concert experience of my life.

Well, shit.

Pozzin' that shit. Stones front row is some tell the grandchildren caliber concertgoing.

I read that as "Stone's throw from some grandfathers concertgoing."

pretty sure my next step is getting the Macca "soundcheck" package the next time he is through, and then just never going to a concert ever again.

watching Jagger, Richards, Woods and Taylor all huddled together during Midnight Rambler made me deliriously happy.

I don't feel as shitty as I did yesterday. Also, the Nadal/Djokovic match was incredible, this morning.

Dang, totally forgot about the French open.