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    Post by chrondog on Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:09 pm

    zappo wrote:I don't understand how that looks remotely Hitler Youth-y.

    no one could understand that comparison because WP is insane
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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:09 pm

    I thought you were describing a full on undercut. I guess I didn't realize how long a "4" actually is.

    Looking good dude.
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    Post by Ҩ on Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:56 am

    I'm really proud of myself for impulsively buzzing off all of my hair a few months ago. I had really curly hair that went past my nipples (I don't know why that is the body part I chose to measure by) for a while. I started noticing the slightest of thinning around my front hairline and it was freaking me out for a while. When I cut all my hair off I felt pretty intense social anxiety about it for a while.

    It's been three or four months now and my hair is just now starting to fill in well. It covers my hairline and looks thick and reasonably healthy considering how little I take care of myself. Basically I went from a lot of hair and being constantly worried each morning that there was going to be less and less to having no hair and waking up each morning and finding more and more. Pretty sweet trade off in the long-run.
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    Post by Ҩ on Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:59 am

    Also, I will bald but I think I can stave off the worst of it for quite a while. My biggest fear is not being bald but the process of balding. I don't have a weird shaped head but I would never take out every follicle and try to rock the cue ball shit. Some dudes can pull off a balding look pretty well and I just have to hope that when the time comes I will be one of the lucky ones.

    I have nightmares sometimes that I am going to go out like Paul Shaffer..  No 
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    Post by Ҩ on Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:18 am

    Would any of you dudes rock long hair even though you were obviously balding? Depending on the patten of baldness (like Carlin or Nicholson) I think I would be partial doing this in my older age. I'm a pretty slight and skinny dude so when I was rocking the shaved head I looked sickly and fucked up. I associate hair with virility and good health.
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    Post by Duff... on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:10 am

    Always told myself I'd go Billy Corgan if that happened, but it appears that won't be an issue for me.

    That said I'll probably be completely grey by the time I'm 35 and likely won't do anything to stop it.
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    Post by Ҩ on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:13 am

    Rock what ya got!
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    Post by chrondog on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:01 am

    i pulled out a single, very long grey hair from my head yesterday

    i think it was my first random grey that i've had, don't think its a sign though
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    Post by reuben on Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:00 am

    What is means is that in 5-6 years they'll be coming out of your nose.
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    Post by C-poots on Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:22 pm

    I just got a haircut guys, I think it works pretty well on me!
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    Post by Soma on Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:06 pm

    Last time I went to the hairdressers I gave a really detailed description of what I wanted him to do to the top, front, back and sides. I remember thinking 'man, there must be a less complicated way to ask for a really normal haircut'.
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    Post by C-poots on Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:33 pm

    A picture says a thousand words, Soma.
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    Post by Soma on Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:37 am

    If you search for 'young stalin' on Google then the auto-fill is now 'young stalin hipster'. I'd like to think that we had something to do with that.
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    Post by Ned Braden on Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:38 am

    I dunno if I ever posted it here but I decided I'd rather be Nic cage than Bruce willis. I like holding on for dear life even when the world is crumbling around you. I am worried lately about slow thinning... because although I try to exude super mellow confidence, I am simultaneously super duper vain and self loathing. Don't want to go noticeable thin/bald. Want to look like a brunette Lewis.
    At least my facial hair is an undeniable force of nature.
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    Post by Michael K. on Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:12 pm

    mr. clean w/ a masculine beard is always a great look
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    Post by Ҩ on Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:41 am

    The fucked up levels of solitude I was forced to endure last school year had me convinced that I was losing my hair at the age of 20 but after not cutting my hair since shaving it in October my locks are back. I have a disheveled mop of dark Italian curls on my head right now and it feels great.

    I wouldn't worry about it Ned. You are an attractive dude and if you are just now realizing some thinning it will take you another half decade before people other than yourself can even realize. From what I have seen you are an attractive dude and I understand you have a pretty banging wife so don't fret. Also, you can thank your creator that you weren't born with a weak jaw line because there is nothing more unattractive than that in the world.
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    Post by Soma on Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:13 am

    Bruegel wrote:this egon schiele cut and the year 1914 just don't add up:



    i think its the combination of the cut and the barbershop poster pose/pout.

    Sergei Eisenstein, same time period:



    Possible inspiration for David Lynch?

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    Post by Duff... on Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:01 pm

    The other day The Young Stalin popped in my head and I had to excuse myself to laugh uncontrollably for 15 minutes.
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    Post by undo on Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:33 pm

    Every time I look in the mirror, everything keeps coming back to the fact that my hair is just too long on the sides and it's giving me a bowl-cut look that no amount of manipulation is coming close to properly addressing. 

    The thing is, I really don't want to do this



    because this is not who I am.
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    Post by undo on Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:34 pm

    But I think my greater fear is this, and considering how I've been parting my hair lately, it seems like the logical outcome of cutting the sides short.

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    Post by chrondog on Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:52 pm

    i got a haircut last week and joked to all my Snapchat followers, "don't worry, I'm not alt-right"

    the reality in this day and age is that we're all Rami Malek and should embrace our buzzed sides and textured, trimmed tops

    i ask for some variation on "buzz to a 3 on the sides and leave it fairly long on top", then ask for adjustments to make it shorter if i don't like what i see

    it ends up looking like this, which i'm comfortable with:
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    Post by Ҩ on Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:13 am

    I haven't cut my hair in over two years. It rests somewhere below my shoulders at this point. I only ever wear Birkenstocks in the summer and probably look hilarious. I've never felt comfortable with short hair and the ugly political connotations only exasperated that problem. Fuck it.
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    Post by C-poots on Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:46 am



    Not blonde but this is pretty much what I have going on with my hair right now. It requires some product and either a blow dryer or enough time in the morning to let it dry, but I like it. If you need to go more formal you can use some pomade and slick it, but the blown out messy look works for me.
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    Post by Soma on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:09 pm

    Undo, this is probably​ just something you should ask your hairdresser to take care of.

    I'm currently growing my hair long as a one last glory run sort of thing before I inevitably lose it all. I'll definitely be asking a professional to attend to the front and sides when they become too ridiculous
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    Post by chrondog on Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:00 pm

    Ҩ wrote:I only ever wear Birkenstocks in the summer and probably look hilarious.

    I'm excited for this weather making an appearance soon. My current Birks are the classic style in black leather.

    Ҩ wrote:I've never felt comfortable with short hair and the ugly political connotations only exasperated that problem. Fuck it.

    I've always been the same. With time I'm getting more comfortable with short hair. I've never worn it as long as some of the pictures I've seen of you, partially because my hair is painfully straight--no curly/waviness at all.

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