In retrospect, I think this post was probably the peak of my boarding career

Ok, I can't scan this in, but Suziggy is at a Mexican airport, in line at the security checkpoint. In front of him is a Mexican man and his wife. The wife appears pregnant, but on her belly I've written drugs. The father's bags are going through the x-ray and you can see what's inside: a smuggled baby, a lot of guns, a wad of cash and a dildo. The luggage screener says "Come right through, Señor." Suziggy is looking at the reader and shrugging his shoulders, and the caption says "If we didn't let this trash into the country, who would clean the trash off my lawn?"