Newspaper Headlines That Make You Want to Give Up on Life

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    Re: Newspaper Headlines That Make You Want to Give Up on Life

    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:50 am

    thats a cnn wet dream right there
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    Post by Nick on Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:28 pm

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    Post by reuben on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:21 am



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    Post by Ned Braden on Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:02 am

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    Post by Duff... on Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:46 pm

    I guess this isn't a newspaper but whatever.

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    Post by Paves on Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:20 pm

    Well, then, I guess this is the place to post this Pitchfork news screencap I was compelled to take recently:



    I just find it amusing that the Rihanna/Kanye/Macca collab story is the least imlikewhoa of these, if you know what I mean. "music news"
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    Post by Duff... on Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:08 am

    I've thought about Mad Season way more recently than you might expect.
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    Post by undo on Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:53 pm

    http://www.wspa.com/story/28257002/sanitation-worker-jailed-for-starting-work-too-early
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    Post by Ned Braden on Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:51 am

    Paves wrote:Well, then, I guess this is the place to post this Pitchfork news screencap I was compelled to take recently:



    I just find it amusing that the Rihanna/Kanye/Macca collab story is the least imlikewhoa of these, if you know what I mean.  "music news"

    I read "Jack Black" at least 2 or 3 times here and it's really no more or less wtf. Amazing screenshot anyway.
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    Post by Ҩ on Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:04 pm

    undo wrote:http://www.wspa.com/story/28257002/sanitation-worker-jailed-for-starting-work-too-early
    Fuck yes. This is awesome news!
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    Post by zappo on Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:12 pm

    Fuck. I know this scumbag. Unbelievable.

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    Post by undo on Fri May 01, 2015 8:40 pm

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    Post by undo on Sat May 02, 2015 9:47 pm

    http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/bb_king_is_in_hospice_care_reportedly_abused_and_robbed_by_manager.html
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    Post by Ned Braden on Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:45 am


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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:06 am

    My dad told me about that the other night. Really sad. My dad also said that it, "Sounds like he found out Kellie Pickler was supposed to be the main attraction."

    That dude can squeeze out humor from the bleakest of situations...
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    Post by Paves on Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:19 am

    Incredible performance by Sammy Hagar, Vic Johnson, Michael Anthony, and Jason Bonham.  All around outstanding.

    Afterwards, I boarded the wrong shuttle bus because they were unmarked, as far as I could tell.  I ended up walking this distance by myself between about 10:20 and 11:30:



    Thought of Members-Only Ninja Turtles Fan Forum poster Nick when I finally ended up in the downtown area, which was totally hoppin'!

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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:27 am

    Hopefully you ventured beyond the blue line at some point and took a stroll down the river walk! afro
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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:28 am

    Paves, you weren't that far away from my family home either!
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    Post by Nick on Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:34 am

    Yea I am avoiding the Heart of Naperville this weekend and chilling on the outskirts.
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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:53 am

    Be careful out there! You get too close to Plainfield and who knows what could happen...
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    Post by Paves on Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:05 pm

    Ҩ wrote:Hopefully you ventured beyond the blue line at some point and took a stroll down the river walk! afro

    I did see a river at some point while walking.
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    Post by Ҩ on Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:04 pm

    You walked really close to my middle school. And that big ass steeple is the Church where I was confirmed into the Catholic faith! Exciting stuff happened in that town.
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    Post by Nick on Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:16 pm

    Ҩ wrote:Be careful out there! You get too close to Plainfield and who knows what could happen...

    Hanging at a car show on 59 & 95th street. Close to the Plainfield border but the suburban gash in this parking lot. iwantsomeofthat
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    Post by Ned Braden on Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:31 am


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    Re: Newspaper Headlines That Make You Want to Give Up on Life

    Post by Duff... on Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:51 pm

    I know just what you mean.

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