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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:55 pm

    Jasperness Podcast Episode 2: American Football Stories

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    runtime of this podcast is 24:51
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:18 pm

    New England over Baltimore
    Atlanta over San Francisco
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:52 pm

    yancy wrote:I'll take:

    Denver -9.5
    Green Bay +3
    Seattle +2.5
    New England -9.5
    I got slaughtered on Saturday. Sunday wasn't looking any better at halftime of the early game, until Seattle mounted an extraordinary comeback to cover by half a point. Pretty lucky to win two of those picks. Here's who I like this weekend:

    San Francisco -4. Rookie QB on the road in a championship game, giving points to the number one seed? What could go wrong! Looks like I'm finally on the Kaepernick bandwagon.
    Baltimore +9. Ravens always play super tough vs. the Patriots, and the last Ray Lewis game in Foxboro will be no exception. I think the Pats will squeak by, but win by nine? Seems unlikely. Wouldn't be shocked to see Baltimore win outright.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:58 pm

    Someone that wears a hat like Kaepernick has no right playing in the Super Bowl.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:37 am

    yancy wrote:San Francisco -4
    Baltimore +9
    Tied on the early game, but if I had used today's closing lines of San Fran -3.5 and Baltimore +8, I would have won them both. And even though I didn't talk about it here, I correctly picked over 47.5 in the early game and under 49.5 in the late game. Now all I have to do is open a sports betting account and gamble away my entire net worth.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:01 am

    Bellichek's post-game interview was some awkward shit. More than usual. Then, Brady comes out in some Studio 54 looking outfit. Fuck that team.

    I mean, I wish there was a way Baltimore and San Fran could both lose the Super Bowl but New England is the worst.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by zappo on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:06 am

    Perfect post. Just about says it all.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:06 pm

    3 friends and i each pick a team to win the sb before the season starts and throw in $20. the money keeps rolling over if no one wins.
    no one's won for 3 or 4 years (i forget which), but i've got SF this year. kaepernick may look like a south park character, but i'm gonna cheer loud for that dude.

    today also starts the most insufferable 2 weeks of the nfl season.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:11 pm

    there is nothing to dislike about this San Francisco 49ers team and you should all root for them
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    Post by yancy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:13 pm

    I will certainly root for them over their opponents with the worst uniforms in football.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:20 pm

    I think Jim Harbaugh is a psychopath.

    Kaepernick wears baseball hats with the stickers still on the brim during interviews.

    Two words: Randy Moss

    I'm not rooting for either team. Just want to see Beyonce and get drunk while hating both teams.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Ned Braden on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:27 pm

    Take from a guy who hasn't followed the sport in like 3 or 4 years:

    49ers: honestly don't know a single thing about the 9ers. Like, I know that ronnie lott and terrell owens don't play there anymore, mike singleterry had something to do with them for a while, but not anymore. Jerry rice plays for the raiders, or maybe is dead. I don't remember which Harbaugh coaches them, but I think it's the Bears one.

    Ravens: Ray Lewis is probably my favorite dude who kinda sorta may have murdered somebody one time. Plus he's old. Joe Flacco is apparently a good quarterback now.

    Honestly not sure if I'll end up watching this game. I guess I should. Last year I was in a plane on the way to Oman and I missed the suckfest of giants patriots 2. Apparently it was the same as giants patriots 1, in that I didn't give a fuck and both teams can suck it.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:36 pm

    Nick wrote:I think Jim Harbaugh is a psychopath.

    this new brand of Harbaugh/Carroll guru is scary. how do you beat these types of dudes?

    so excited about Mr. Genius Chip Kelly (though he's of a different breed than those first two dudes)
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:28 pm

    Nick wrote:Kaepernick wears baseball hats with the stickers still on the brim during interviews.
    You might not wanna watch TV or leave the house for the next decade or so. I agree it's tacky though.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:14 pm

    leaving the sticker on their Fifty Nine Fifty fitted caps, that's just what the youths do
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:13 pm

    I've seen a fat old guy or two rock the sticker hats in suburban poker games. Once enough old people start doing it, the youths will stop basically overnight. See also: trucker hats.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:11 am

    I'm watching Jim Harbaugh's live press conference now. What spazz. No way someone can be this anxious and intense without being on some kind of drug.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by reuben on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:36 pm

    reuben wrote:Works for me. Thanks Jasperness.

    Go Niners! Do it for Sammy.
    Looks like I picked the right horse!
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:06 pm

    It's been fun this week to wake up and hear Sound Opinions alum Matt Spiegel talk about cajun food and interview Russell Wilson, Archie Manning, dad Harbaugh, etc. Dude's crushing it mk. whatever.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Nick on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:33 pm

    Can't wait to get out of San Francisco so I no longer have to see all these stupid 49ers jerseys and stupid fucking Go 9ers signs everywhere.

    Like I want to feel the slightest bit happy for a fan base that enjoys perfect weather in February and can smoke weed wherever they like.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:01 pm

    Not to mention, knocked your team out of the playoffs. Can't imagine how insufferable it is there on the eve of super bowl weekend.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by Ned Braden on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:25 pm

    Just got called out by my mom for not knowing the super bowl was today. She asked if I was going to stay up to watch the game and I asked who the Hawks were playing lol.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:15 pm

    San Francisco 31 - Baltimore 21
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by yancy on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:20 pm

    I hope you're right. Since there's no justice in the world, I pessimistically expect the Ravens to walk away with it. Or in the case of Ray Lewis, dance away with it.
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    Re: NFL Discussion

    Post by chrondog on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:22 pm

    Ray Lewis has promised he won't do the dance at the Super Bowl because he wants to be introduced with his teammates

    I truly truly believe Colin Kaepernick will dominate this game

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