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    Post by chrondog on Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:02 am

    Wouldn't more people feel comfortable being openly gay if there wasn't an embarrassing sounding euphemism like "coming out of the closet" to describe it?
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    Post by C-poots on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:52 am

    Why is that an embarrassing sounding euphemism?
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    Post by Soma on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:02 pm

    No. It's just the commonly accepted term. No one thinks about how the words sound. Like how someone might think Jasper is a strange name when they meet you but after months of friendship it's just what you're called.
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    Post by Ted Falconi on Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:37 pm

    I think there's more of a stigma attached to being in the closet than out at this point.

    At least that's how it looks from my perspective in the liberal utopia of Chicagoland.
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    Post by Ted Falconi on Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:51 pm

    Aside from the sex with men thing, I often find I have more in common with gay dudes then the straights.
    There's this person at work who I'd just always assumed was an out and proud gay man. Everything about him - the way he talks, laughs and dresses, mannerisms, musical taste, sense of humor, pretty sure he doesn't watch sports - are pretty in line with other homosexuals I know. But then he showed up at the company party with a female fiance, and I'm not sure I can even relate to the guy anymore.


    Also, I have two healthy online male/male platonic relationships with men named Jasper.
    I don't think I've ever met anyone with that name irl, though.
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    Post by reuben on Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:12 pm

    Did any of you guys watch the Super Bowl? [Waits for applause to stop]  What is the deal with all of these beer commercials?   I think these companies should fire their marketing guys.  "We have this product that literally EVERYBODY who watches sports likes."  "I've got a great idea: let's pay millions of dollars to show some commercials to a bunch of guys who are already drinking our product WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING THOSE COMMERCIALS."[Audience laughs for hours.]
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    Post by undo on Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:30 pm

    do you remember that moment when you first became the person that you are today?
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    Post by Duff... on Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:19 pm

    Closest I can get to that: I remember coming back from art camp when I was 16 and thinking, "I might not care about football as much as I previously thought."
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    Post by chrondog on Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:47 pm

    If Don Henley was an old Spanish man in the mafia he would be Don Don Don Henley
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    Post by yancy on Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:06 pm

    "I'm so hungry, my stomach's eating my liver... and I don't even like liver!"
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    Post by vIv on Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:44 pm

    What's Jesus gonna do on Easter to treat hisself?

    He's having his nails done


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    Post by Michael K. on Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:33 am

    I don't get it.
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    Post by Bruegel on Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:05 am

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    Post by Michael K. on Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:28 pm

    I still don't get the Christmas part of it. Jesus & nails seems like an easter joke to me.
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    Post by Bruegel on Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:55 pm

    commemoratively incongruous puns?
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    Post by Michael K. on Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:57 pm

    in that case: lol. Sorry to derail the spirit of the thread.
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    Post by Bruegel on Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:00 pm

    we have at least been dealing in one-liners
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    Post by Duff... on Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:10 am

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    Post by Duff... on Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:12 am

    From a co-worker:

    What rhymes with Snoop Dogg?


















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    Post by chrondog on Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:06 pm

    Duff, I really like that one
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    Post by chrondog on Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:12 pm

    this counts as one line One-Liners (Jokes, Thoughts, Musings) 12410
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    Post by Duff... on Sun Feb 23, 2014 3:22 pm

    jasperness wrote:Duff, I really like that one
    I will pass along that message.
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    Post by Duff... on Sun Feb 23, 2014 3:22 pm

    Option #2 is better I think.
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    Post by chrondog on Sun Feb 23, 2014 3:39 pm

    my mother agreed and it's interesting you both like the joke that's actually about hitting women with shovels over the stupid pun
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    Post by undo on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:56 am

    What you hate in others is really what you hate most about yourself.

    is this true or just a wise-sounding saying that people like to repeat?

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