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    Funny Shit Parents Say

    Post by Ҩ on Thu Aug 25, 2016 12:08 am

    Moving back home to Naperville has been terribly boring and shitty. Since I have no friends here anymore that I actually enjoy seeing I spend basically all day with my Mom, which has been very entertaining.

    The other day, 4 example, I told her I was going to the grocery store and reminded her that she had run out of La Croix. I asked her which flavor she preferred, the lime or lemon, and she told me to get her the lime. When I asked her why she preferred the lime, she told me it was because "the lime was more lemony."

    Today I walked downstairs and found her watching a movie trailer on her iPad. As she was watching she said, "oh look, it's Harry Bailly!" I had no idea what she was talking about and figured it was an obscure Scottish actor from some Hallmark movies. I turned around and saw Halle Berry on the screen. I don't know if I have ever laughed so hard in my life.

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