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    Post by Madrox Reloaded Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:31 pm

    my wife barely touches me anymore. Is this the only acceptable look for a 250 pound + man? Getting fat enough to where a beard may be a requirement 64654910
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    Post by chrondog Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:22 pm

    the beard is a great weapon against the enemy of doublechin
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    Post by Gene Bootcut Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:28 am

    I'm kind of sporting the mildest gut imaginable now but no beard forthcoming : /
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    Post by Ned Braden Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:33 am

    Looking sharp dude. If Seth Rogan movies have taught me anything, you can fuck all the supermodels with or without the beard.

    And in my limited experience, nobody’s wives actually touch them, so chalk that shit up to the horrors of human existence and not your corpulent physique.
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    Post by chrondog Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:22 pm

    if you get an awkward, wispy beard, just start referring to your wife as your "life partner" and see how that moves things forward
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    Post by C-poots Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:46 am

    Dude who have you become.
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    Post by Gene Bootcut Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:33 pm

    a 250+ pound version of the person he was before?
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    Post by Ted Falconi Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:10 pm

    So this is why fat guys have beards?  I always thought it was because they were too lazy to shave.
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    Post by Madrox Reloaded Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:15 am

    ive put on 10 pounds since i made this thread. wtf
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    Post by C-poots Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:36 pm

    I've lost 5 in the same time
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    Post by zappo Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:51 pm

    I was in AZ for a few weeks, a couple years ago. Lost like seven pounds.
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    Post by Madrox Reloaded Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:12 pm

    zappo wrote:I was in AZ for a few weeks, a couple years ago.  Lost like seven pounds.

    you dont enjoy the pleasures of jack in the box tacos fren?
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    Post by zappo Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:43 pm

    I stuck to Sonoran hot dogs and a bunch of other heinous shit.
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    Post by Nick Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:24 pm

    Over the course of the summer the facial hair around and immediately below my chin turned gray. Gives a nice contrast to the rest that I think will work well with sweater season approaching.
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    Post by Gene Bootcut Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:33 am

    You ever heard the one about the guy whose sweatpants radius expanded to Literally Everywhere.

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