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Ned Braden
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Getting fat enough to where a beard may be a requirement
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chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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the beard is a great weapon against the enemy of doublechin
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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I'm kind of sporting the mildest gut imaginable now but no beard forthcoming : /
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Looking sharp dude. If Seth Rogan movies have taught me anything, you can fuck all the supermodels with or without the beard.
And in my limited experience, nobody’s wives actually touch them, so chalk that shit up to the horrors of human existence and not your corpulent physique.
And in my limited experience, nobody’s wives actually touch them, so chalk that shit up to the horrors of human existence and not your corpulent physique.
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if you get an awkward, wispy beard, just start referring to your wife as your "life partner" and see how that moves things forward
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Dude who have you become.
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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a 250+ pound version of the person he was before?
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So this is why fat guys have beards? I always thought it was because they were too lazy to shave.
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ive put on 10 pounds since i made this thread. wtf
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I've lost 5 in the same time
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I was in AZ for a few weeks, a couple years ago. Lost like seven pounds.
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zappo wrote:I was in AZ for a few weeks, a couple years ago. Lost like seven pounds.
you dont enjoy the pleasures of jack in the box tacos fren?
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I stuck to Sonoran hot dogs and a bunch of other heinous shit.
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Over the course of the summer the facial hair around and immediately below my chin turned gray. Gives a nice contrast to the rest that I think will work well with sweater season approaching.
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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You ever heard the one about the guy whose sweatpants radius expanded to Literally Everywhere.
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