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    that's trucker law

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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:32 pm

    "what are ya haulin', big mac??"

    a true trucker never tells

    keep all 18 wheels rollin'...and keep the pack to yourself

    that's trucker law
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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:33 pm

    "10-99, operator. the sacred pack has been received in full".

    "10-4, driver. put it in triple digits til' Bean Town".

    that's trucker law.
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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:34 pm

    pick it fast....you'll come in last...
    pick it slow...your manifest will be low...

    night crew, load that rig just right

    it's trucker law
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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:35 pm

    that's trucker law

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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:37 pm

    spotted a rookie trucker on the highway who had lost his pack. so i got on the horn-
    "i need a heavy operator on I-71N- mile 38- and STAT!"

    dispatch said they'd have a rig runner out shortly. i could see that the rookie trucker had begun to cry- so i pulled my rig off the road.

    "i've lost my pack all over the hi-way! my race is run for sure...my deal has truly gone down!"
    the rookie trucker was hysterical.

    so i pull out a can of suds that was too cold to hold and told him to hang 10 til his new rig arrives.

    help a trucker- that's trucker law.
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    Post by _ on Mon May 08, 2017 1:38 pm

    tell the average joe to make way- the king of the road is comIng in hot. that's big-rig rules, and what's more is...it's trucker law.

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