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    Post by spiritofeden on Fri May 17, 2013 4:28 pm

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    Post by reuben on Fri May 17, 2013 4:33 pm

    Also:
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    Post by petey on Fri May 17, 2013 5:39 pm

    Man, this guy is incredible

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/rob-ford-crack-video-toronto-mayor.html
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    Post by Soma on Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:05 pm

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/jew-in-a-box-exhibition-causes-a-stir-in-germany/
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    Post by zappo on Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:26 pm

    X-post WTF Bylines.
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    Post by Ned Braden on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:07 pm

    Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs

    There's an even better headline that was written for this old story (Drunk Serbian man kills hammerhead shark with his butt), but link seems dead.



    Edit: nevermind
    http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/20-12-2010/116275-shark-0/
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    Post by Ned Braden on Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:51 pm

    "Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer, and simply ran to jump," the drinking buddy says.
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    Post by Soma on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:14 pm

    Wow, that was pretty brave of you.
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    Post by Ned Braden on Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:37 pm

    This is a pretty solid "Go fuck yourself San Diego" moment of teleprompter shenanigans:

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    Post by zappo on Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:51 pm

    Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle
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    Post by zappo on Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:55 pm

    Found guilty of the worst bowel movement ever
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    Post by zappo on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:24 pm

    No 'Take It Easy' time for man allegedly knifed over nonstop Eagles music

    As to whether a particular Eagles song took the argument to the limit, a police spokesman said he didn't know.
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    Post by reuben on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:41 pm

    Hey guys check out the Wired 2014 music issue

    http://www.wired.com/underwire/2014/02/anthony-fantano/
    http://www.wired.com/underwire/2014/02/sound-opinions-rock-doctors/
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    Post by Duff... on Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:49 am

    I didn't know that first guy's name, but I kinda knew it was gonna be him.
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    Post by Bruegel on Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:50 am

    'The Decemberists'. sick fucks.
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    Post by undo on Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:27 pm

    The Hardest Working Critic in Show Business Never Stops Hunting for New Music

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    this headline/photo combo
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    Post by reuben on Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:28 pm

    yeah
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    Post by undo on Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:42 am

    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/03/14/man-conceived-at-des-plaines-oasis-stages-one-man-protest-of-closure/
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    Post by yancy on Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:55 pm

    I drove under the DP Oasis on the way home from Abt yesterday. Kinda of felt like I should walk through it on its last day of business, but we had recently eaten Pita Inn and had no reason to stop. Don't think I've ever been there anyway.

    Would have enjoyed seeing the one-man protest, for sure.
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    Post by undo on Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:40 pm

    http://www.naacp-losangeles.org/events.php
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    Post by Ned Braden on Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:28 pm

    I know I got it from "brobible," but still great headline

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    Post by reuben on Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:08 pm

    Martin Shkreli Bought Sole Wu-Tang Clan Album, Report Says

    We live in the dumbest of times.
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    Post by Ted Falconi on Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:00 pm

    I always thought Wu-Tang fans were a little on the douchey side. Feeling vindicated.
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    Post by Bruegel on Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:09 pm

    Hope its just 36 remixes of this:

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