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ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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Badger's Misogynist Star Trek Script, Breaking Bad's commentary on the lengths we still need to travel for equality
zappo- Supermasculine Menial
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Why I'd Rather Endure the Holocaust Than Go to the Beach
reuben- President Bannon
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The Beach: It's Smelly, It's Crowded and There's Not Enough Shade
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In Praise of Garfield
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Zoot Suit Revisited: Why the Neo-Swing Movement Was the Best of the Nineties
reuben- President Bannon
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You Are a Shark
Everyday this summer Farhad Manjoo and Emily Bazelon are reading one Choose Your Own Adventure book and comparing their choices in a live chat with readers.
Everyday this summer Farhad Manjoo and Emily Bazelon are reading one Choose Your Own Adventure book and comparing their choices in a live chat with readers.
reuben- President Bannon
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Everything You Think You Know About Donuts is Wrong
Nick- anorexic Skeletor
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Damn Reuben is this all off the top of your head or do you regularly think about this?
reuben- President Bannon
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The answer is both. I just made these up as I went along but I am always thinking of stupid things.
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this is what you were born to do, Waylon
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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Parasol Wars: The Bracketology of Turn-of-the-Century American Fashion Trends
techno raj- Tub of Lemon Chobani
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Transforming Norms
The Sly, Subversive Populism of Critical Scapegoat Michael Bay
The Sly, Subversive Populism of Critical Scapegoat Michael Bay
ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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i'd screen grab this instead if i were quickly skilled at doing so, but worth clicking on anyway.
https://twitter.com/thehighsign/status/368056139771944961
https://twitter.com/thehighsign/status/368056139771944961
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that's the worst to me^
when a publication is self-aware enough of it's own reputation as a source of hyperbole and nonsense but would rather ironically smirk at than fact and cynically chase page views that strive to not be the object of public ridicule
when a publication is self-aware enough of it's own reputation as a source of hyperbole and nonsense but would rather ironically smirk at than fact and cynically chase page views that strive to not be the object of public ridicule
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reuben- President Bannon
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Matty Yglesias is one of the good ones too. Shame.
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The Case Against Eating Lunch Outside
By Matthew Yglesias Posted Thursday, Aug. 15, 2013, at 3:14 PM
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/15/eating_lunch_outside_sucks_stay_inside.html
By Matthew Yglesias Posted Thursday, Aug. 15, 2013, at 3:14 PM
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/15/eating_lunch_outside_sucks_stay_inside.html
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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#DCProblemsMatty Shithead wrote:The obvious flaw with eating outside is that the weather is often unpleasant.
reuben- President Bannon
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Hands Free WC
Male Readers: Two Years Ago I Started To Pee Sitting Down. Here's Why You Should Too.
Male Readers: Two Years Ago I Started To Pee Sitting Down. Here's Why You Should Too.
reuben- President Bannon
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Incredible, actual Slate.com headline:
slate.com wrote:Can Mumford and Sons Get Better?
WP64- Mystery Thread Deleter
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I'm afraid of the answer.
reuben- President Bannon
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The answer in the article is
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- "yes, if they learn to be more like Neko Case."
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Duff...- Current Bass Player of UFO
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I mean that's probably accurate but.reuben wrote:The answer in the article is
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"yes, if they learn to be more like Neko Case."
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In his defense, Yglesias writes a taco or pizza post almost every day.
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slate.com wrote:Chicken stock: Vegetarians need to compromise and stop pretending it counts as meat. - Slate Magazine
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