I have little to look forward to in life more than the day my phone rattles on the desk next to me or buzzes in my pocket and I pick it up to see a push notification that Donald Trump has been impeached or fallen down the stairs as he exited Air Force One, his full diaper exploding from the impact as he somersaulted several times on his way down, splattering on the steps from the force of the impact and smearing itself all over his face, a crowd of cameras recording his final moments in 4K Ultra HD from several angles as he violently chokes on fragments from his busted dentures, surrounded by a crowd of his aides and secret service who stand petrified by the scene in front of them, looking strangely hesitant and indecisive as a puddle of hot steamy urine slowly pours from the bloated, dying bag of broken bones gasping for breath at their feet.
However I am growing weary of these kind of push notifications, this is not breaking news.
Is there a setting to disable these "editors' picks"?
However I am growing weary of these kind of push notifications, this is not breaking news.
Is there a setting to disable these "editors' picks"?