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Duff...- Current Bass Player of UFO
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A bold left turn, you might call it.
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I never could have seen this coming. Damn.
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Mitchell, have you bent the knee to Allan V. Evans yet.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/03/11/pamela-anderson-defends-sexy-wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-essay/99057926/
this is fucking fantastic
this is fucking fantastic
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A Portland teen whose car got stuck in a pile of horse feces after a short pursuit by Manzanita police was transferred to Legacy Emanuel Medical Center after pouring gasoline on himself and setting himself on fire Friday night.
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https://parade.com/501977/walterscott/are-donald-glover-and-danny-glover-related/
well damn
well damn
damo suzuki- Still has http://lotsofpeopleposting.teensboards.com bookmarked
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I just started watching Atlanta Season 2 a few days ago too. Thought Donald Glover was Danny Glover's son right up until I read this thread.
Color me surprised.
Color me surprised.
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Bookmarking this to keep up on further developments.
https://www.google.com/search?q=chicken+tenders&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6wdW-ht_fAhVCPK0KHXueDMkQ_AUoBXoECAwQBQ&biw=360&bih=564&dpr=3
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Ed Sheeran sucks and ketchup sucks, so this dumb headline is a match made in bad place heaven I guess
https://www.stereogum.com/2046891/ed-sheeran-heinz-ketchup-announce/news/
https://www.stereogum.com/2046891/ed-sheeran-heinz-ketchup-announce/news/
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I mean, it’s a pretty obvious one, but “Trump attacks NASA and claims the moon is ‘a part’ of Mars” is exceptionally
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jun/07/trump-moon-is-part-of-mars-tweet-nasa
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jun/07/trump-moon-is-part-of-mars-tweet-nasa
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Par for the course, but still WTF
GOP Congresswoman Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser
GOP Congresswoman Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser
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There are times when it's obnoxious AF to post "why are people surprised by [controversial public person]?" and that doesn't really help anything.
But seriously, everyone is suddenly freaking out about her and all of her beliefs have been on full display for the entire time that she went from a laughable fringe candidate to a total shoo-in. This is always what you were going to get!
But seriously, everyone is suddenly freaking out about her and all of her beliefs have been on full display for the entire time that she went from a laughable fringe candidate to a total shoo-in. This is always what you were going to get!
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Totally agree. Just think “Secret Jewish Space Lazer” is a stupendous phrase and good potential band name that should be acknowledged.
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We can all sleep a little more soundly tonight:
A dancing cactus toy that raps in Polish about cocaine withdrawal has been pulled from sale
The swearing, bummed-out, drug-addicted cactus toy is no longer sold by Walmart Canada
A dancing cactus toy that raps in Polish about cocaine withdrawal has been pulled from sale
The swearing, bummed-out, drug-addicted cactus toy is no longer sold by Walmart Canada
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I know there is a desire to make everything clickbaity, but Jesus Christ people, couldn't you have gone with "decommissions" rather than "loses?"
Russia Loses World's Largest Nuclear Submarine
Russia Loses World's Largest Nuclear Submarine
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I think Newsweek at this point is literally just clickbait.
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Stephen King played Mambo Number 5 so much that his wife threatened to leave him
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