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    Post by Bruegel Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:00 pm

    reuben wrote:Oczy Mlody
    an unpronounceable rock opera. what a daring left turn.
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    Post by Duff... Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:11 pm

    A bold left turn, you might call it.
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    Post by WP64 Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:58 pm

    I never could have seen this coming. Damn.
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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:29 pm

    Mitchell, have you bent the knee to Allan V. Evans yet.
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    Post by undo Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:14 pm

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    Post by chrondog Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:21 pm

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/03/11/pamela-anderson-defends-sexy-wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-essay/99057926/

    this is fucking fantastic
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    Post by undo Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:01 pm

    A Portland teen whose car got stuck in a pile of horse feces after a short pursuit by Manzanita police was transferred to Legacy Emanuel Medical Center after pouring gasoline on himself and setting himself on fire Friday night.
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    Post by undo Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:20 am

    https://parade.com/501977/walterscott/are-donald-glover-and-danny-glover-related/

    well damn
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    Post by damo suzuki Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:24 am

    I just started watching Atlanta Season 2 a few days ago too. Thought Donald Glover was Danny Glover's son right up until I read this thread.

    Color me surprised.
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    Post by Ted Falconi Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:45 pm

    Bookmarking this to keep up on further developments.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=chicken+tenders&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6wdW-ht_fAhVCPK0KHXueDMkQ_AUoBXoECAwQBQ&biw=360&bih=564&dpr=3
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    Post by Ned Braden Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:46 am

    Ed Sheeran sucks and ketchup sucks, so this dumb headline is a match made in bad place heaven I guess

    https://www.stereogum.com/2046891/ed-sheeran-heinz-ketchup-announce/news/
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    Post by Ned Braden Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:06 am

    I mean, it’s a pretty obvious one, but “Trump attacks NASA and claims the moon is ‘a part’ of Mars” is exceptionally  drinking buddy espri

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/jun/07/trump-moon-is-part-of-mars-tweet-nasa
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    Post by Ned Braden Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:52 pm

    Par for the course, but still WTF

    GOP Congresswoman Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser
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    Post by undo Fri Jan 29, 2021 3:43 pm

    There are times when it's obnoxious AF to post "why are people surprised by [controversial public person]?" and that doesn't really help anything.

    But seriously, everyone is suddenly freaking out about her and all of her beliefs have been on full display for the entire time that she went from a laughable fringe candidate to a total shoo-in. This is always what you were going to get!
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    Post by Ned Braden Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:30 pm

    Totally agree. Just think “Secret Jewish Space Lazer” is a stupendous phrase and good potential band name that should be acknowledged.
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    Post by Ned Braden Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:01 pm

    We can all sleep a little more soundly tonight:

    A dancing cactus toy that raps in Polish about cocaine withdrawal has been pulled from sale
    The swearing, bummed-out, drug-addicted cactus toy is no longer sold by Walmart Canada
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    Post by undo Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:36 am

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    Post by Ned Braden Mon Feb 06, 2023 8:12 pm

    I know there is a desire to make everything clickbaity, but Jesus Christ people, couldn't you have gone with "decommissions" rather than "loses?"

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    Post by Duff... Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:36 pm

    I think Newsweek at this point is literally just clickbait.
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    Post by Ned Braden Wed Sep 06, 2023 9:02 am

    Stephen King played Mambo Number 5 so much that his wife threatened to leave him
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