Waiting room magazines

Man, I'm bored. Not much to pick from... some mags with pictures of cute chicks who have haircuts got old after a while.



All I can focus on is how horrifically ugly the "I support smacking your kids around" girl is. Do you think this was a way for That's Life magazine to pick a side without actually weighing in on the issue, or am I just over-thinking it? Like they tactically picked the most beat up looking face to deter readers from agreeing with her?

Obviously, this post was also a way to bait the colorful characters of YSG into sharing some views for me to read about in upcoming issues of That's Life.

Dudes...
Would kill to read some fun times with Diamond Dave stories submitted by COE's buddy. Unfortunately I don't think the story choosers from That's Life are that tasteful.

If a relative tried to smack my child I'd smack them back 5 times as hard.

Ned Braden wrote:Do you think this was a way for That's Life magazine to pick a side without actually weighing in on the issue, or am I just over-thinking it?

I'm thinking you're right but I guess "Kelly" might just have not realized how shiny she looks in that photo.

If you touch my (hypothetical) child, all that anti-violence shit goes out the window along with you and the rest of your team.

I could add to this thread if work break room magazines are allowed.

People are posting actual Slate headlines in the Fake Slate Headlines thread, I say go for it.

Yeah people like me!

If my children are shitty enough to get people asking these kinds of questions, my relatives are more than welcome to beat the shit out of the fuckers.

I haven't looked at waiting room magazines more than a few times since I got my first smartphone. The last time I did look at one was when I had my eyes dilated at the optometrist and I couldn't focus on the phone's screen. I picked something else up and blurrily peered at a grumpy-looking Jeff Tweedy with a headline that was something like "Don't Call It Dad Rock."

This is probably like the least objectionable cover of Forbes magazine ever published but every day I glance at this sitting on a table at work it just rubs me all wrong for some reason

Magazine from 2015 that's been on the waiting room table ever since I started here. It regularly falls on the floor and gets covered in dust and hair. I have never rescued it from the fate it deserves but somehow it is still here.

I don't know who this guy is but I fuckin hate him.

Couldn't begin to guess how many lung cancer patients on Medicare have been greeted by this as they impatiently wait for us to get them on the camera to see how much their tumors have metastasized to their bones.

Loving golf
Loving life

This precious child is going to burn the house to the ground.