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    Post by Gene Bootcut Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:57 am

    I suppose being able to run really fast was my only outstanding athletic skill, and I never had the stamina to keep it up for very long.

    Despite being extremely uncoordinated I'm a decent enough football player by kick-about-in-the-park standards, useless in goal and probably not even gifted enough to join a shitty local team.

    I'm not sure that I've ever successfully swung a cricket bat and I was mince meat every time we played rugby.
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    Post by Gene Bootcut Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:58 am

    Pretty cool thread I've started here. Let's compare dick sizes next.
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    Post by Nick Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:37 am

    I don't play sports anymore but still work out almost everyday. So I guess not very athletic.
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    Post by undo Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:21 pm

    Not very athletic.

    Probably should leave it at that.
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    Post by Ned Braden Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:58 pm

    I'm very athletic, but I think my dick is only average length.
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    Post by chrondog Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:55 pm

    what's it called when you tell everyone you're athletic but never play any sports in your free time?
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    Post by Ned Braden Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:05 pm

    Prioritisation?
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    Post by Ned Braden Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:06 pm

    I mean, that is, if you are in fact athletic. If not, it's just lying.
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    Post by WP64 Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:12 pm

    I think I am just very average. I do not have much of an athletic build but I have good hand-eye coordination and shit. I actually wish I knew people who engaged in the random pick-up game of basketball or football.
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    Post by petey Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:26 pm

    I run a lot.
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    Post by coyote Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:31 pm

    i walk quite a bit at work, and do stretching and yoga exercises. more athletic than the average american imo
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    Post by WP64 Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:33 pm

    "The average American" is not really a good barometer.
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    Post by coyote Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:35 pm

    wp64 wrote:"The average American" is not really a good barometer.

    its the barometer i am using, as the OP did not express one of his own. in any event, why would i take above average athletic people as the barometer? i am not as athletic as barry bonds for instance, lol or damo

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    Post by Michael K. Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:31 am

    I'm not very active - I hate working out at the gym and only get exercise at my job and via riding my bike for errands - but I'm naturally very athletic in certain departments. I don't know which question you're asking. I have excellent eye-hand coordination and can throw most things w/ great speed and accuracy. The exception is a basketball; I'm also not much for soccer. I'm an excellent ping pong player. I grew up playing baseball through high school age and was always the best pitcher, one of the best hitters, and usually the fastest on my team. That said, I'm small in size for most sports - 5'8" - and was home schooled w/ pretty severe social anxiety, so I've never done much w/ my innate abilities. I do still very much like to throw things and play ping pong though and I can't wait to play catch w/ my son or daughter.
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    Post by Michael K. Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:31 am

    I'm a standard 6 inch dicked man though.
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    Post by Michael K. Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:33 am

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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:34 am

    i'm quite athletic if it pertains to soccer, running, throwing, general hand-eye coordination.

    athletic endeavors involving size and strength as opposed to speed & dexterity, much less so.

    ping pong though, the game of charming bastards.
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    Post by reuben Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:06 pm

    I'm pretty good at bocce that's about it.
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    Post by Nick Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:21 pm

    Couldn't believe how athletic I felt taking the stairs between floors at work this morning. Usually I just take the elevator but I was fucking owning that shit.
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    Post by yancy Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:40 pm

    Does pinball count?
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    Post by Nick Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:43 pm

    I consider it more of a test of athleticism than golf so yes.
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    Post by undo Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:22 pm

    Nick wrote:Couldn't believe how athletic I felt taking the stairs between floors at work this morning. Usually I just take the elevator but I was fucking owning that shit.

    in all honesty how difficult would it be to do this?

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    Post by undo Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:23 pm

    love this guy

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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:57 pm

    undo wrote:
    Nick wrote:Couldn't believe how athletic I felt taking the stairs between floors at work this morning. Usually I just take the elevator but I was fucking owning that shit.

    in all honesty how difficult would it be to do this?

    http://ric.convio.net/site/PageServer?pagename=event_information

    these are pretty odd events.  i've done the hustle up the hancock a couple of times, as well as a stairclimb "race" in indianapolis.  

    it's really just a very repetitive walk/jog/run up stairs in a dry & drafty stairwell with horrible scenery.  at some point, depending on your chosen pace, your quads will burn as much as it's possible for them to burn and you either slow down or deal with it, and then it keeps going up and up and up, sometimes you pass other people, sometimes they pass you, often you pass people who may have already passed you because it is impossible to pace yourself evenly for a challenge like this.  

    the novelty of being able to say you "climbed the willis" is really the height of the attraction here.  the event is over much faster than you expect it to be, there's very little of everyone hanging around commiserating their experiences because it's imperative the organizers get you out of the SkyDeck because there is a never ending stream of climbers arriving the entire day, and they can't have all those people hanging around up there.  

    2/10, would not participate again
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    Post by Michael K. Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:46 pm

    seems to me you find yourself behind the right person and you can have excellent scenery the whole way

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