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    Post by undo Wed May 21, 2014 4:55 am

    Can someone explain to me why Al Bundy never wanted to have sex with his wife?
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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion Wed May 21, 2014 9:14 am

    i never got the appeal of this show.
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    Post by Gene Bootcut Wed May 21, 2014 10:05 am

    They'd been married for a very long time, you see.
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    Post by reuben Wed May 21, 2014 12:02 pm

    http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-dont-get-why-al-bundy-doesnt-like-having-sex-with-peg.186863086/
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    Post by reuben Wed May 21, 2014 12:04 pm

    http://www.trancefix.nl/showthread.php?278898-Why-didn-t-Al-Bundy-get-a-divorce
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    Post by Duff... Wed May 21, 2014 8:14 pm

    Now that I think about it my idea of married life was rather informed by this show for way too long.
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    Post by Bruegel Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:08 pm

    my mate Dan has asked me to be his best man

    this was the first thing i thought of. maybe i can get it played at the reception:

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    Post by Bruegel Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:15 pm

    I do not covet his lady, btw

    She's a good laugh though and would definitely be down for a mock flirt/dance to this
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    Post by Pete Best Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:25 pm

    I got married on Saturday and when The Man In Me played during the reception I thought of you, Brueges.
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    Post by Bruegel Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:35 am

    Congrats Dude!

    I was at my Nan's funeral yesteday. She'd had no quality of life for years so it was a relief tbh. Also gave me the chance to see some folks who I hadn't seen for years (and some little people I'd never met before)

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    Post by techno raj Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:43 pm

    Congrats Mitch. Photos of the ceremony came up in Facebook, looked amazing.
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    Post by undo Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:52 am

    Are you still supposed to ask your spouse-to-be's father for his blessing?
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    Post by Nick Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:16 am

    Dude I work with flew from Chicago to Seattle to ask the father. Spent all of 3 hours on the ground. Showed up unannounced and then GoPro'd the thing.

    This is probably an extreme case but makes me believe it is still a thing for some people.
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    Post by undo Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:46 am

    Was this their wedding?
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    Post by Duff... Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:23 am

    undo wrote:Are you still supposed to ask your spouse-to-be's father for his blessing?
    People do it but nah.
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    Post by reuben Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:16 pm

    Nick wrote:Dude I work with flew from Chicago to Seattle to ask the father. Spent all of 3 hours on the ground. Showed up unannounced and then GoPro'd the thing.

    This is probably an extreme case but makes me believe it is still a thing for some people.
    If this happened to me I would be like: number one, it's her decision, not mine. Number two, I'm going to let her know this happened and strongly recommend that she really think about how big of a goober you are before she decides to spend the rest of her life with you.
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    Post by Nick Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:35 pm

    I told him if I were the husband and my daughter's boyfriend from Chicago showed up without warning I'd assume my daughter is dead and that my wife and I are moments away from getting axed.

    This did not get a laugh. Millenials am I right?!?!

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