Joe Biden pictures, quotes and youtubes - Official Thread

“It's meatball with provolone”-VP, ordering sandwiches for his staff

Is that the Midway Potbelly, or do they all look like that?

they're all pretty uniform

complete with one of these on every shelf.

Pizza'd that so hard when I immediately assumed guitar man was Joe Biden.

There's a framed picture of Jim Morrison behind not-Joe up there.

i haven't had potbelly's in almost a month!

Am I the only one who sees some similarity between the faces Biden and Braden make?

I hope not.

Ned Braden wrote:

How is this not the statue of liberty?

Sign the White House petition to create a Joe Biden reality show.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/authorize-production-recurring-television-program-featuring-vice-president-joe-biden/jpRs7Fcp

“There’s a lot to smile about today,” he said as he caressed the face of one of the attendees.

Throughout the ceremony, Biden took center stage, greeting senators, children, babies and mothers with hugs, kisses, pats on the back and fist bumps.

“Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked,” he said to the family of Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND). He later made this offer to relatives of Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC): “If you need any help with your pecs, let me know.”

Biden uses 'strange accent' during Tim Scott's swearing in?

“If ya need any help on your pecs lemme know,” Biden said, referring to the pectoral muscles, which are across the chest to the arms.

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I know it's been said so many times but The Onion's coverage of Joe Biden is really one of life's great treasures.

“When we were breaking into the basement window, I told my buddy Blaze that I had a damn good feeling about the joint,” Biden reportedly informed several colleagues on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. “One second, me and Blaze are covered in plaster dust from busting holes in drywall, and the next thing I know we’re celebrating our killer score of primo copper with a couple 40s of King Cobra.”

Being Biden

In this audio series Vice President Biden will tell the story behind a photo – of where he was, why it matters to him, and how the experience fits into the broader narrative of this Administration. From meetings at the White House to travels around the country, the Vice President will share his perspective in candid, behind-the-scenes snapshots. In other words, he’ll explain what it’s like “Being Biden.”




http://www.whitehouse.gov/being-biden
bookmarked.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297941/Outrage-Joe-Bidens-hotel-tab-runs-1MILLION-just-TWO-NIGHTS-London-Paris.html?ICO=most_read_module

what in the fuck

Daily Mail.

From the original Weekly Standard post referenced in the article:

The accompanying document justifying the "sole source" contract notes that the vice president's group required "approximately 136 hotel rooms for 893 room nights." Based on these figures and the total contract price, each hotel room at the five star hotel cost the U.S. government about $500 per night.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-pays-45938865-hotel-bill_708795.html

I've paid a bit less than that for a hotel room in New York City, but a bit more in Steubenville.