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WP64- Mystery Thread Deleter
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Intransigent
That's true like 10% of the time. But sometimes people are just total, unrelatable assholes.
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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Jesus, that six months flew by.
WP64- Mystery Thread Deleter
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Intransigent
I'm on a different calendar.
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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I wish I could stop saying 'I think'. Any opinion I state is obviously my own, it's completely redundant. It seems to be hard-wired into my DNA and there's nothing I can do to change it.
petey- Still has http://lotsofpeopleposting.teensboards.com bookmarked
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Traveling around the world has made me significantly more racist, especially against Australians.
Are there any Aussies on the board?
Are there any Aussies on the board?
yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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Mostly bullshit, imo.undo wrote:is this true or just a wise-sounding saying that people like to repeat?
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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The things I hate about myself are things I'm very sympathetic to in other people.
I go out of my way to avoid doing the things I hate about other people.
I go out of my way to avoid doing the things I hate about other people.
rubberman- Gash Hound
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i love saying 'i think', it sounds more humble and doesnt make you seem like another of those pedantic assholes who believe their shitty opinions are factsSoma wrote:I wish I could stop saying 'I think'. Any opinion I state is obviously my own, it's completely redundant. It seems to be hard-wired into my DNA and there's nothing I can do to change it.
WP64- Mystery Thread Deleter
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No doubt. But sometimes you don't realize that you're doing something you hate until you seem some other asshole doing it.Soma wrote:The things I hate about myself are things I'm very sympathetic to in other people.
I go out of my way to avoid doing the things I hate about other people.
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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yeah, i think 'i think' is fine.rubberman wrote:i love saying 'i think', it sounds more humble and doesnt make you seem like another of those pedantic assholes who believe their shitty opinions are factsSoma wrote:I wish I could stop saying 'I think'. Any opinion I state is obviously my own, it's completely redundant. It seems to be hard-wired into my DNA and there's nothing I can do to change it.
'to be honest', on the other hand, often comes off like a tacit admission that lying is your default setting, tbh.
reuben- President Bannon
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I couldn't turn my alarm clock off this morning because my hand was asleep. I think I need to get a better alarm clock.
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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undo wrote:What you hate in others is really what you hate most about yourself.
is this true or just a wise-sounding saying that people like to repeat?
i find that there's few things that make me more uncomfortable than someone else reminding me of myself
reuben- President Bannon
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Q: What does the frog carrying a hot pan to the dinner table say?
- Spoiler:
- A: Trivet! Trivet! Trivet!
C-poots- Shiek
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Bruegel wrote:yeah, i think 'i think' is fine.rubberman wrote:i love saying 'i think', it sounds more humble and doesnt make you seem like another of those pedantic assholes who believe their shitty opinions are factsSoma wrote:I wish I could stop saying 'I think'. Any opinion I state is obviously my own, it's completely redundant. It seems to be hard-wired into my DNA and there's nothing I can do to change it.
'to be honest', on the other hand, often comes off like a tacit admission that lying is your default setting, tbh.
I use "to be honest" online all the time, not really sure why. Rarely say "I think" though. Feeling like a real schlub itt.
undo- Internet's Busiest Music Nerd
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You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Do you think it's better to walk or to talk? Which is a more effective means of getting your point across?
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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Having money + talking > walking > just talking.
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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I hate it when I have to speak to someone.
Duff...- Current Bass Player of UFO
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Sunny.
I still have no idea what this means. I guess I don't care.undo wrote:
Money talks, bullshit walks.
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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is fast money a slow walker?
ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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disposed
i don't like fast women
C-poots- Shiek
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I find I'm irrationally drawn to illusive figures in art/music/fashion and might be inflating the value of their output based on such.
ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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disposed
hey guys kansas really is flatter than a pancake
yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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Just heard maybe the worst joke in the history of comedy on a conference call. But the odd grammar of the punchline pushed it into so-bad-it's-good territory. Glad I was on mute, because I lol'd.
"What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio?"
"A cool music!"
"What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio?"
"A cool music!"
undo- Internet's Busiest Music Nerd
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I'm probably going to steal that.
ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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disposed
do you have to announce yourself on your conference calls, yancy?
what i'm asking is if next time you have a call with these people, you DM me the info and I'll sit in too.
what i'm asking is if next time you have a call with these people, you DM me the info and I'll sit in too.
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