My wife gave me a break from Fathering lol

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    My wife gave me a break from Fathering lol

    Post by coyote on Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:03 pm

    She's out shopping 4 fall clothes with my daughter.

    I am eating a TON of my daughter's goldfish crackers

    and looking 4 serial killer documentaries on netflix
    after listening to Dopesmoker by Sleep on high volume

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    Post by coyote on Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:05 pm

    the other week they came home and i was in the middle of "why didn't johnny come home"

    i really didn't want to turn it off
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    Post by Nick on Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:03 pm

    Living the dream my dawg.
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    Post by Nick on Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:04 pm

    Wait is that the green vinyl reissue of Dopesmoker?!?!
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    Post by Bruegel on Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:58 pm

    I passed out drunk in the living room today with an uneaten kebab.

    The cat started eating it and woke me up shitting loudly. Cats don't like chilli sauce.
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    Post by Bruegel on Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:59 pm

    This is not elite but I guess its a form of parenting.
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    Post by coyote on Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:14 pm

    the other day passing the railroad tracks with my daughter: "rememba when mommy was driving and the FUCKING train came?"

    "What?"

    "Yeah, the FUCKING train came, and we sat there because the FUCKING train came."

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    Post by coyote on Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:17 pm

    just play along
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    Re: My wife gave me a break from Fathering lol

    Post by Soma on Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:56 am

    I didn't know any swear words until I was 9 years old I'm such a square.

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