Official SCOTUS-approved list of pregaming songs for Brett Kavanaugh

This groovy lil ditty would remind Brett that he is America’s golden boy and them horns in the mix would get him to get thinking bout all those good times ahead in the land of milk and honey.

Just like everything else in this world,
Time wreaks havoc on every girl…

In the early, pre party hours, Brett would almost certainly prefer the one with porn star, Chasey Lane’s tits or mammals doing it on discovery channel, but this track slots in nicely at the end of the cassette tape’s side two, so he can push play as he settles into a drunken slumber after a night of painting the town red in New Haven or at the nation’s capital.

Admittedly, this one’s WAY too on the nose.

But it’s still pretty cool when the cheerleader gets raped:

I hate everybody on earth and especially myself, but especially everybody else.




(Neither here nor there - I was today years old when I realized Debo from Friday was in a Sublime music video)

Ugh, last night was a weird one.

Perfect choice, damn