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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion on Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:10 am

    Badger's Misogynist Star Trek Script, Breaking Bad's commentary on the lengths we still need to travel for equality
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    Why I'd Rather Endure the Holocaust Than Go to the Beach
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:35 am

    The Beach: It's Smelly, It's Crowded and There's Not Enough Shade
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:57 am

    In Praise of Garfield
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:05 pm

    Zoot Suit Revisited: Why the Neo-Swing Movement Was the Best of the Nineties
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:21 pm

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    Everyday this summer Farhad Manjoo and Emily Bazelon are reading one Choose Your Own Adventure book and comparing their choices in a live chat with readers.
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:04 pm

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    Post by Nick on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:30 pm

    Damn Reuben is this all off the top of your head or do you regularly think about this?
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    Post by reuben on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:32 pm

    The answer is both. I just made these up as I went along but I am always thinking of stupid things.
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    Post by chrondog on Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:30 pm

    this is what you were born to do, Waylon
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    Post by raj gibson on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:40 pm

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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:20 pm

    i'd screen grab this instead if i were quickly skilled at doing so, but worth clicking on anyway.

    https://twitter.com/thehighsign/status/368056139771944961
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    Post by chrondog on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:34 pm

    that's the worst to me^

    when a publication is self-aware enough of it's own reputation as a source of hyperbole and nonsense but would rather ironically smirk at than fact and cynically chase page views that strive to not be the object of public ridicule


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    Post by reuben on Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:02 pm

    Matty Yglesias is one of the good ones too. Shame.
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    Post by reuben on Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:39 pm

    The Case Against Eating Lunch Outside
    By Matthew Yglesias  Posted Thursday, Aug. 15, 2013, at 3:14 PM

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/15/eating_lunch_outside_sucks_stay_inside.html

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    Post by chrondog on Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:56 pm

    Matty Shithead wrote:The obvious flaw with eating outside is that the weather is often unpleasant.
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    Post by reuben on Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:31 pm

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    Post by reuben on Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:06 am

    Incredible, actual Slate.com headline:

    slate.com wrote:Can Mumford and Sons Get Better?
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    Post by Ҩ on Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:15 pm

    I'm afraid of the answer.
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    Post by reuben on Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:22 pm

    The answer in the article is
    Spoiler:
    "yes, if they learn to be more like Neko Case."
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    Post by Duff... on Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:13 pm

    reuben wrote:The answer in the article is
    Spoiler:
    "yes, if they learn to be more like Neko Case."
    I mean that's probably accurate but.
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    Post by Ted Falconi on Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:45 pm

    In his defense, Yglesias writes a taco or pizza post almost every day.
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    Post by reuben on Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:25 am

    slate.com wrote:Chicken stock: Vegetarians need to compromise and stop pretending it counts as meat. - Slate Magazine

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