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Crushing it, mk. whatever
undo- Internet's Busiest Music Nerd
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Location : small craft on a milk sea
reuben- President Bannon
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Sorry you hurt your finger.
Dan Sausage- Solid Bro
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damn, another prius bites the dust
Dan Sausage- Solid Bro
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Age : 37
so glad to hear you're all right dude. would not be able to handle the boards namesake's funeral.
Duff...- Current Bass Player of UFO
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Location : private beach in Michigan
Sunny.
Duff...- Current Bass Player of UFO
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Location : private beach in MichiganSunny.
Wait this isn't like that time you won McDonald's Monopoly is it? You aren't actually dead, are you?
reuben- President Bannon
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yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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Thanks guys. Still in the corporeal plane of existence, if the itching under my cast is any indication.
ClosetOfExhaustion- Have You Heard?
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Join date : 2012-12-25disposed
good boarding, good living
techno raj- Tub of Lemon Chobani
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Join date : 2012-12-25
When you had that accident in your car / That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre :gay:
Since you were the t-boner, I assume the t-bonee (deservedly) did not walk out with just a minor fracture?
Glad you're OK!
Since you were the t-boner, I assume the t-bonee (deservedly) did not walk out with just a minor fracture?
Glad you're OK!
yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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Haven't heard, but I know the cops took his statement (and admission of guilt) rather quickly before they came to see me, so he couldn't have been too badly hurt. He was in the same hospital. I wonder if my stretcher t-boned his in the hallway.raj 2 wrote:Since you were the t-boner, I assume the t-bonee (deservedly) did not walk out with just a minor fracture?
yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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the body of my car - crushin' it
i'm glad the other guy isn't seriously hurt so you don't have to feel crushing guilt about something that you didn't cause. this is a big fear of mine.
i'm glad the other guy isn't seriously hurt so you don't have to feel crushing guilt about something that you didn't cause. this is a big fear of mine.
coyote- A classically handsome man's man in the Huey Lewis mold
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Sausage wrote:damn, another prius bites the dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9Tx2XTgnM
yancy- equal parts Skrillex, T. Rex, Ed Kowalczyk, Joe Dumars, Outkast, and Kate Bush
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Best part of that video is the band's name: JOHN WILKES TOOTH & THE PLAQUE ASSASSINS.
zappo- Supermasculine Menial
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This motherfucker.
Nick- anorexic Skeletor
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Location : A cozy piece of suburban heaven.
I wish they put the handle bars you find in the handicap stalls in the non-handicap stalls. I fucking love gripping that bar and taking a Crushing It worthy dump.
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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my first proper gf had a thing about fucking in disabled toilets. don't get me wrong, its often a very practical option, but she was hooked on the perceived heightened depravity.
the phrase "i'm going to fuck you in the disabled toilet" really got her going. like i was threatening some mythical secret orifice.
the phrase "i'm going to fuck you in the disabled toilet" really got her going. like i was threatening some mythical secret orifice.
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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she sounds like a true disabled toilet pig
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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strict but privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school makes for quite the kinky toilet pig.
chrondog- Mystery Thread Deleter
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Bruegel wrote:privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school
Soma and i just had a collective heart attack
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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stunning face and quite the canz too. bat shit insane though. did well to get out with my balls intact after 4 years.
zappo- Supermasculine Menial
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Have definitely fucked in both handicapped and "standard" stalls. The former takes the cake with or without the extra depravity. Fucking in a public restroom straight-up, though? Outside of the stalls? Priceless.
Gene Bootcut- A fanatic of the sketch genre
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Age : 32
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jasperness wrote:Bruegel wrote:privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school
Soma and i just had a collective heart attack
Yeah, I just came. Good call.
Bruegel- basically just a wordier, shittier sausage blurb
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coital Farsi could sound like sweet poetry or angry Klingon depending on the mood
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