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    Re: Crushing it, mk. whatever

    Post by undo on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:52 pm

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    Post by reuben on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:52 pm

    Sorry you hurt your finger.
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    Post by Dan Sausage on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:12 pm

    damn, another prius bites the dust
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    Post by Dan Sausage on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:13 pm

    so glad to hear you're all right dude. would not be able to handle the boards namesake's funeral.
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    Post by Duff... on Wed May 01, 2013 12:14 am

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    Post by Duff... on Wed May 01, 2013 12:15 am

    Wait this isn't like that time you won McDonald's Monopoly is it? You aren't actually dead, are you?
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    Post by reuben on Wed May 01, 2013 12:29 am

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    Post by yancy on Wed May 01, 2013 11:27 am

    Thanks guys. Still in the corporeal plane of existence, if the itching under my cast is any indication.
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    Post by ClosetOfExhaustion on Wed May 01, 2013 2:24 pm

    good boarding, good living
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    Post by techno raj on Wed May 01, 2013 3:43 pm

    When you had that accident in your car / That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre :gay:

    Since you were the t-boner, I assume the t-bonee (deservedly) did not walk out with just a minor fracture?

    Glad you're OK!
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    Post by yancy on Wed May 01, 2013 5:53 pm

    raj 2 wrote:Since you were the t-boner, I assume the t-bonee (deservedly) did not walk out with just a minor fracture?
    Haven't heard, but I know the cops took his statement (and admission of guilt) rather quickly before they came to see me, so he couldn't have been too badly hurt. He was in the same hospital. I wonder if my stretcher t-boned his in the hallway.
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    Post by yancy on Wed May 01, 2013 11:41 pm



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    Post by chrondog on Thu May 02, 2013 12:56 pm

    the body of my car - crushin' it

    i'm glad the other guy isn't seriously hurt so you don't have to feel crushing guilt about something that you didn't cause. this is a big fear of mine.
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    Post by coyote on Fri May 03, 2013 9:42 pm

    Sausage wrote:damn, another prius bites the dust

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9Tx2XTgnM
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    Post by yancy on Sat May 04, 2013 2:30 am

    Best part of that video is the band's name: JOHN WILKES TOOTH & THE PLAQUE ASSASSINS.
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    Post by zappo on Sun May 19, 2013 12:25 pm

    This motherfucker.

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    Post by Nick on Wed May 22, 2013 8:15 pm

    I wish they put the handle bars you find in the handicap stalls in the non-handicap stalls. I fucking love gripping that bar and taking a Crushing It worthy dump.
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    Post by Bruegel on Wed May 22, 2013 8:41 pm

    my first proper gf had a thing about fucking in disabled toilets. don't get me wrong, its often a very practical option, but she was hooked on the perceived heightened depravity.
    the phrase "i'm going to fuck you in the disabled toilet" really got her going. like i was threatening some mythical secret orifice.
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    Post by chrondog on Wed May 22, 2013 8:52 pm

    she sounds like a true disabled toilet pig
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    Post by Bruegel on Wed May 22, 2013 9:02 pm

    strict but privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school makes for quite the kinky toilet pig.
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    Post by chrondog on Wed May 22, 2013 9:04 pm

    Bruegel wrote:privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school

    Soma and i just had a collective heart attack mang
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    Post by Bruegel on Wed May 22, 2013 9:12 pm

    stunning face and quite the canz too. bat shit insane though. did well to get out with my balls intact after 4 years.
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    Re: Crushing it, mk. whatever

    Post by zappo on Wed May 22, 2013 9:42 pm

    Have definitely fucked in both handicapped and "standard" stalls. The former takes the cake with or without the extra depravity. Fucking in a public restroom straight-up, though? Outside of the stalls? Priceless.
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    Re: Crushing it, mk. whatever

    Post by Soma on Wed May 22, 2013 10:46 pm

    jasperness wrote:
    Bruegel wrote:privileged irainian upbringing and all-girl boarding school

    Soma and i just had a collective heart attack mang

    Yeah, I just came. Good call.
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    Re: Crushing it, mk. whatever

    Post by Bruegel on Wed May 22, 2013 10:51 pm

    coital Farsi could sound like sweet poetry or angry Klingon depending on the mood

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