by Ned Braden Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:11 pm
Last night in my dream I had tickets to see D'Angelo at Crystal Lake Central High School. My dad and brother were supposed to join me, but they backed out last second and couldn't make it, even though they live right across the street. Once I got inside, the high school transformed into this giant music hall. There was some opening act that I didn't recognize, but it was definitely jammin. I was feeling really good, until I got thrown out for being too white. Duff was there, and tried to help me sneak back in through the rear, but a bouncer caught us and yelled at him. He looked like a human version of his old avatar from JDFF, and was also white, but they let him back in, presumably because he was way less of a phony than me. As I was walking home dejected, I met up with my dad and brother in the field in front of Central where we used to play pickup football, and we sat on a log together talking about old times.